Belatarr Hungarian Wirehaired Vizsla.

Puppysitting for Dummies.

13/02/2009 at 03:57 Leave a comment

Tim went to collect Fred, leaving Adam alone with Phoenix all day. Adam went into a panic, unsure what he was supposed to do if the dog vomitted, howled or freaked out. He knew that unlike with babies you can’t slip the pup some brandy (damn those animal welfare laws) or chocolate (because this would lead to death). So in the great British tradition, a leaflet was prepared and all was well in the land of mutt:

Instructions for Adam 1.

Instructions for Adam 2.

Entry filed under: Observations, Phoenix. Tags: Adam, dummies, freaking out, instructions, lists, pack dynamics, parental neurosis, scared owner, Training.